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Crayola Invents Reddest Red Ever

September 24, 2016

Pennsylvania| A major press conference was organized this morning at the Crayola Headquarters in Easton, Pennsylvania, to announce the company’s new breakthrough in the color department: the reddest red crayon ever created by man!

“It’s almost redder that red!” explains company spokesman, Chip Woodbridge. “It’s so red that it totally redefines our definition of red! In fact it is so intensely red, that you’ll feel like you had never seen red before!”

The invention has aroused a lot of excitement in the coloring community as it is probably the greatest development in the domain since the invention of purple.

Many color specialists have already analyzed the new color and have confirmed the company’s claim, that it was indeed redder than any red ever created.

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